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    Monkey Dong Synthetic Urine Device

    Rated 5.00 out of 5
    $124.99 $119.99

    Monkey Dong Fake Urine Device

    The monkey dong urination device, the most realistic synthetic urine device at half the price! The Monkey dong uses silent technology to deliver a real life urination experience. With lab grade urine delivered with a pinch of the prosthetic penis. With 6 life like colors to choose from the Monkey dong is ready to use right out of the box with guaranteed results. Using one hand and pinching the tip of the Monkey dong it will release over 3.5 ounces of lab grade pee that contains both urea, uric acid and smell. The Monkey dongs elastic belt can fit up to a 54" waist and has the ability to be reused over and over again. With synthetic urine so clean not even your doctor can tell the difference we ask you to compare prices online and see why the Monkey dong schools the rest! contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scentWhat Makes The Monkey Dong Superior!The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market and it won’t break your budget. It is far better than the so-called competition in many ways. Taking a tests is not just about “clean pee” it’s also about temperature, Ph, foam, urine color, dick color, silent valve & leak proof. The Monkey Dong has taken all these vital aspects into consideration not to mention the price is ½ what you pay for the other devices out there.Features
    • Correct uric acid
    • Correct liquid color
    • Correct amount of foaming
    • Correct ph
    • Correct specific gravity
    • Realistic prosthetic penis
    • Correct skin tones
    • Internal silent squeeze valve that can be operated with only one hand
    • External safety valve to prevent premature discharge
    • Made with medical grade materials
    • No vinyl smell
    • Belts are made with high quality woven elastic (fit up to a 52” waist)
    • Temperature strips have large easily read numbers
    • Heat pads are specially made to run at body temperature (not hand warmers that overheat)
    • Heat pads are self-adhesive (not rubber bands)
    • Provide the best customer service
    • 800 number on the box
    • Same day shipping
    • Discrete shipping
    • Secure shopping
    • Credit card fraud protection
    • Privacy protection
    • Fair price! (usually 1/2 the price of other devices)
    What Makes Your Synthetic Urine SuperiorOur urine is the best synthetic urine available. We have the most complete formula. It has everything that real urine has except for DNA. Our competitor’s urine is mostly only water, cretin and coloring. We do not use biocides to keep it fresh. Ours is sterilized so, when it is exposed to the atmosphere, it will grow bacteria, just like real urine does. That is very important if the sample is sent on to a lab. The lab expects it to have grown bacteria over the several days it takes to get to them.
    • Correct uric acid
    • Correct color
    • Correct amount of foaming
    • Correct ph..
    • Correct scent
    This product is to be used in accordance with all local state and federal laws and is not to be used for lawful administered drug tests.BOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING1- MONKEY DONG STRAP ON URINATION DEVICE (you select the color)4- ORGANIC HEAT PACKS (8 HOUR LIFE)1- VIAL OF DEHYDRTAED SYNTHETIC URINE (contains urea and uric acid1- REFILL SYRINGE1- COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS
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    Monkey Whizz Urine Belt

    kit is a top seller! This amazing synthetic urine device comes ready to use right out of the box! This kit Comes complete with over 3.5oz. of the highest quality pre mixed unisex synthetic urine that is toxin and disease free. Attached to an adjustable 100% cotton elastic belt comes your synthetic urine kit with pre tested unisex synthetic urine, the kit also includes two organic heat pads, an easy to read temperature strip and detailed instructions. This kit is adjustable because the urine tube can be cut to any desired length and the belt fits up to a 54"waiste. When worn by female users the tube is ran down their rear end "butt cheeks" to remain unseen. The Monkey whizz contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scentThis product is to be used in accordance with all local state and federal laws and is not to be used for lawful administered drug tests.BOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING1- PRE MIXED SYNTHETIC URINE BAG WITH OVER 3.5oz UNISEX SYNTHETIC URINE ( temperature strip mounted on bag)1- ELASTIC BELT FITTING UP TO A 54" WAIST2- ORHANIC HEATING PADS1- COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS 

    Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Instructions For Use

    1. Open up the heating pad (Japanese instructions)
    2. Give the heating pad a couple of good shakes to get it activated and working, stick the heating pad to the bag between the bag and belt. (opposite side of the tempt strip)
    3. Wrap the Monkey Whizz around your waist (under all your clothing) with the temperature strip touching your skin. The urine tube should be pointed towards the floor.
    4. Wear the kit for 1 hour before use, the target temperature should be 98°-100° degrees before using.
    5. On the day of use, close the white clips and cut the end of the tube to the desired length.
    6. To use unfasten the white clips and drain the lab grade urine into the desired object.
    7. DO NOT MICROWAVE

    Things to remember when using

    1. Do not keep checking on the temperature this will cool it down.
    2. Once the heating pad is activated it will be good to use for 8 hours.
    3. Only use the heating pad one time.
    4. The urine bladder bag needs to touch your skin to heat up.
    5. The product can not be refilled.
    6. This product will not over heat.
    7. Do not panic if the heat pad does not get hot, they are designed to get slightly warm.
    8. DO NOT MICROWAVE
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    Monkey whizz dehydrated urine

    Rated 5.00 out of 5
    $19.99 $17.99
    Top of the line dehydrated synthetic human urine reacts and feels like real urine when used as directed. When mixed with approximately 80 to 90 ml/cc (2.5 to 3.0z) of bottled water the Monkey dehydrated urine is lab grade and guaranteed to pass any test! Used by both male and females this lab grade pee can be injected in both the Monkey dong and Monkey whizz. Purchase additional units as a back up because they have a full 1 year shelf life. When mixed it contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scentDO NOT open the vial until ready for use. The dehydrated urine will absorb moisture the air causing the contents to clump and slow the dissolving process when it is reconstituted.When reconstituting the urine, mix with approximately 80 to 90 ml/cc (2.5 to 3.0z) of bottled waterBOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING1-DEHYDRATED URINE VIAL1-PRINTED INSTRUCTIONS
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    The Monkey flask is the pre mixed version of our famous synthetic urine you have read all about! If you have not read about it just Google Monkey flask synthetic urine reviews and you will get a clear picture of it's success in the US. With 3.5oz of human like synthetic urine in every bottle it is as easy as warming and passing! The Monkey flask urine kit comes with a 2 year shelf life bottle mounted temperature strip and a stick organic heating pad to ensure you keep it at the proper temperature. This pre mixed version is the same as the dehydrated version we just beat you to the mixing, Once opened and exposed to air the synthetic urine must be used within 48 hours to ensure no bacteria starts to develop. contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scent

    *****BUY 3 MONKEY FLASK AND GET THE 4TH ONE FREE! SIMPLY CHECKOUT WITH 3 AND WE WILL HANDLE THE REST******

    BOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING1- 3.5OZ SYNTHETIC URINE KIT (temperature strip mounted)1- 8 HOUR ORGANIC HEATING PAD1- SET OF INSTRUCTIONS
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    The Quick Fix 6.2 synthetic urine kit is a 3 fluid once laboratory grade urine kit. The Quick Fix synthetic urine brand produced by Spectrum labs comes pre tested and ready to pour and go right out of the bottle. Each bottle of fake pee contains the proper PH creating gravity and pre mixed urea which guarantees passing results in every state in the USA. Quick Fix fake pee is is designed to work for both men and women as the design is unisex. For over 15 years Quick Fix has been a staple in the testing world and it continues to delivery satisfactory results abroad. How to use Quick Fix urine A. When preparing your Quick Fix ( 6.2 version), you have two options for preparation:Option 1. The quick preparation method. Microwave the solution for about 10 seconds or until the temperature strip reads between 90-99°F. If the temperature falls below the safe zone of 90-99°F, don’t panic. From here you can shake the heating pad provided and attach it to the bottle in order to bring the urine back to the correct temperature. You can also keep the bottle close to a warm part of your body in order to retain heat.  For males, keeping it close to the underwear will work to a tee. For females, the bra or underwear is suggested. We recommend that you never keep the urine in your pocket when entering a testing facility as these are subject to search. Please note that the acceptable range for urine sample acceptance in all U.S. labs is between 90-99°F, so you have some wiggle room when handing in your sample.Option 2. The slow preparation method. This method is usually used by people who have no idea when their urine test will be and simply carry around the kit in either their car or their underwear. Remove the Quick Fix urine bottle from the box and apply the heating pad to the back of the bottle as advised above, on the opposite side of the temperature strip, using the rubber band provided. Store the synthetic urine in your pants or leg; any type of body heat will help assist the warming process. If you cannot store the urine on you, the synthetic urine will take approximately 45 minutes to reach the desired temperature of 92-99°F. When arriving to the test facility or when taking the screen cup to the bathroom, follow the same directions as above and do not forget to give the bottle a quick shake to ensure you give the Quick Fix urine some bubbles.This product has been issued multiple patents by, and is afforded the rights and protections of, the United States Patent Office. U.S. Patent No. 7,192,776 and U.S. Patent No. 9,128,105.
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    This adjustable synthetic urine strap is a neoprene support belt that is durable and comfortable. It makes it easy to stealthily strap the synthetic urine to your leg while keeping it at the perfect temperature. It fits snuggly around the upper thigh with Velcro adjustments able to accommodate to any size. You don’t have to worry about using heat pads or about it loosening and falling down your leg. This new method is widely accepted as a fantastic alternative to the old ‘heating pad system.’ We highly recommend this product due to its proven track record and popularity. The Strap comes discretely shipped just like our Quick Fix 6.1, so buy yours today!We often get a lot of questions on how the synthetic urine belt works. We will highlight a few frequently asked questions about the product and it's different preparation methods. Can the heating pad be used in conjunction with the synthetic urine holder? Yes if you would like to use the provide heating pad in the Quick Fix kit it can be used but it is not required. The urine belt was designed to keep the urine close to body temp after it is heated without the use of the heating pad. If you work in a cold environment or live in cold climate it would be a good idea to put the heating pad with the synthetic urine bottle in the straps pouch. The leg strap was designed with neoprene which is to be worn on the upper thigh underneath the clothes so in almost all cases this will ensure the bottle of fake pee stays warm. As a DOT standard all labs are to accept a urine sample between the range of 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit so the strap gives you a good sense of insurance when your wearing it.Will the synthetic urine strap fit both a two ounce and a three ounce bottle of Quick Fix? Yes, the strap was designed to fit both bottles snugly. When inserted in the strap it will be held in there snug with no possibility of falling out. We do recommend you speed up the process prior to inserting the urine bottle by putting it in the microwave prior to leaving to the testing facility or work.Can the urine strap be seen under my clothes? No, when the strap is worn it should be fitted up high on the thigh with the synthetic pee facing your growing area, this will ensure it is placed in the core center of your body which is the warmest. This should make Quick Fix bottle is discreetly tucked away under your clothes where no one can see it.Limited 30 day warranty on all strap purchases.
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    Upass Fake Urine

    Upass synthetic urine is a dominating brand of fake urine, developed by Safeguard laboratories Upass version 8.4 has been used by millions of people to pass their Urine drug tests. Upass comes in a 3oz bottle. The newest Upass version 8.4 which we sell comes with a mounted temp strip, rubber band, heating pad, and instructions for use. Upass by Safeguard labs is a unisex blend with pre mixed urea. The urine kit contains proper Ph levels creating gravity color and foam to ensure you pass your drug test. If you are looking for Upass synthetic urine reviews please visit our blog and feel free to drop any questions you might have regarding the use of  Upass 8.4 version synthetic pee.contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scent

    *****BUY 3 UPASS SYNTHETIC URINE KITS AND GET THE 4TH ONE FREE! SIMPLY CHECKOUT WITH 3 AND WE WILL HANDLE THE REST******

    BOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING1- 3-oz SYNTHETIC URINE KIT (temperature strip mounted)1- 8 HOUR ORGANIC HEATING PAD1- SET OF INSTRUCTIONS
  • Hair follicles can often retain trace amounts of unwanted toxins like smoke, and environmental pollutants (like secondhand smoke). This Shampoo Hair Detox masks these toxins for hair sample tests by coating the hair in an organic film.What’s Included:
    • 1 2floz bottle of detox shampoo
    • Unisex Design; Male & Female
  • Image of a product Incognito synthetic urine belt Image of a product Incognito synthetic urine belt
    The incognito urine belt is the perfect solution for both male and females to protect their DNA identity during a urine analysis. The gravity-operated lightweight device hides neatly under your clothes and delivers toxin-free synthetic urine samples.What’s Included:
    • 1 bladder bag
    • 3 ounces (100 ml) of pre-mixed toxin-free sub-solution synthetic urine
    • Adjustable belt (up to 48" waist)
    • 2 heat pads
    • 1 temperature strip
    • 1 sheet of instructions
    • Unisex Design; Male & Female
  • This new updated formula mimics real human urine with a combination of natural properties such as PH, creatine, gravity, color as well as including uric acid and urea, with a scientific human urine balance for passing a lab test with realistic results.What’s Included:
    • 1 3 oz. mixing container
    • 1 package of synthetic urine mix
    • 1 sheet of directions
    • Unisex Design; Male & Female
  • Image of a product - Oral Clear saliva neutralizing detox gum
    If you need to get rid of the unwanted toxins in your saliva for a test, then saliva detox gum is the perfect solution. From just chewing for 30 to 60 seconds, you can remove all unwanted toxins for any saliva test or mouth swab for the next 30 minutes.What’s Included:
    • 1 gum (for a single use)
    • Unisex Design; Male & Female
  • When you need to flush toxins from your body, this herbal one-shot concentrate is the only way to go. Not only is there a 99.99% guarantee of success, but this product is easy to use—just down the drink and four herbal capsules!What’s Included:
    • 1 of herbal one-shot concentrate
    • 4 herbal capsules
    • Unisex Design; Male & Female
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    Produced by Spectrum Labs, Quick Test Plus is a 3oz synthetic urine kit also know as Quick Fix 6.2 that comes with two 10 panel test kits.Quick Test Plus is a discreet and  accurate way to test for 10 commonly abused drugs in the privacy of your own home. With the presence of drugs in our society, you may need to test your own urine or a 3d party. This complete home testing kit includes two 10-panel drug tests to detect the presence of Marijuana, Amphetamines, Barbiturates, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Phencyclidine, Methamphetamine, Oxycodone, Morphine and Benzodiazepines. Quick Test Plus kit also includes two sample collection cups and a 3 ounce bottle of laboratory grade control sample along with complete instructions. Directions for use: The most complicated part of home drug testing is understanding the difference between a positive and negative reading. With this kit, you use one drug test on the control sample which ALWAYS tests negative and the other test on the human sample. This provides an active comparison of the two tests to determine if the human sample is positive or negative.Begin the testing procedure by collecting a urine sample in the clear plastic cup provided in the kit. Pour the laboratory grade control sample into the white plastic cup. Open one of the test kit pouches and remove the cap. Dip the paper tips into the liquid in the white cup for 10 – 15 seconds, liquid should not touch the plastic case. Remove the cassette and replace the cap. Wait 5 minutes then read results. Repeat these steps with the other test cassette and the urine sample in the clear plastic cup. The test results from the control sample will always read negative, comparing the test results on the urine sample and the control sample will clarify the reading.  Quick Test Plus kit contains:
    • Two 10-Panel drug tests
    • Two collection cups
    • One 3 ounce laboratory grade control sample
    • Detailed instructions
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    The Best Time To Use Ultra CleanYou must use the product when your saliva does not have any detectable metabolites. There are a variety of detoxification zones that have different starting points. The saliva detoxification zone begins 10 minutes after Ultra Klean mouth Wash is used. This means that you will pass the lab screening test if you take the test shortly after you cleanse your mouth with the product prior to the test. Directions for use are as follows:
    1. Place half the contents of the bottle in your mouth
    2. Swish in mouth thoroughly
    3. spit out
    4. repeat with he remainder of the bottle
    5. Do not eat or drink after using the product
    6. Your mouth is toxin free for 30 minutes after use
    Ultra Klean saliva cleaner is good for 1 year from the time your product is received. Do not drink this cleaner simply swish spit and pass.
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    These organic heat pads are ready to go right out of the package! With a little shake to activate the organic heating pad produces 8 hours of heat for you Monkey dong, Monkey whizz or flask. Simply remove the adhesive paper and it sticks to your synthetic urine pouch or bottle. These Organic heat pads work a lot better then your normal hand warmer ensuring your sample does not get to hot or burn your body. Keep your synthetic pee at the proper temperature with our Organic stick heating pads!BOX INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING1- ADHESIVE ORGANIC HEATING PAD GOOD FOR 8 HOURS
  • The 5 Panel QuickTest 5 Minute Drug Test is ideal for pre-employment, random, reasonable cause, corrections, clinical, hospital and personal use purposes. The testing device must be room temperature before opening and a sample of urine must be collected before use.Checks for marijuana, cocaine, amphetamine, methamphetamine, and morphine/opiate use.